BYOND account: Brolimar
Character: Jace Denton
Hello, so, another complaint for the same round.
I don’t really want to get anyone in trouble but the stuff that happened was pretty crazy, so, here I am, complaining on a free banana slipping space clown simulator, all to make it a better place.
So, after my run-in with the madmin in my last post, I get teleported to SEC and go back to trying to save the station.
I see the CMO at the entrance of the SEC hallway and she’s MAD AS HELL. She’s pushing down a medic to get her baton back. Medic says he got it from the clown and didn’t mean any bad, so I help the CMO to get her baton back. She does and start harmbatonning the SHIT out of him. I tell her to stop, she won’t. I flash her, and take the baton back, and I refuse to give it back. She starts circular saw-ing me like the MAD LADDIE she is holy shit !
SEC backup arrives and subdue her, I put her in cuffs and bring her to jail.
She tells me I can’t put her in jail, I tell her she should contact the captain or the HoS then, she agrees, I uncuff her to let her take out her PDA and she ASSAULTS ME AGAIN LET’S GO for ROUND 3 ahahahah
She fails to robust me, I jail her, captain comes and tells me that I can’t do anything to her unless it’s perma-worthy. I tell him she’s breaking space law and assaulting people including a SEC officer using lethal force, he tells me it doesn’t matter and to give back the baton to her. I tell him he’s the boss, and give her back the baton and she BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME WITH IT RIGHT THEN AND THERE IN FRONT OF THE CAPTAIN OH MY LORD SHE IS MAD AS HELL.
EXTREMELY hillarious situation, if she could take a bite out of my ass she would have !
So I flash the rabid CMO and take away her baton again, the captain proceeds to beat me (At least non-lethally this time) to get it back and he does, he explains to me that what’s happening here is perfectly fine and that as long as it’s not perma-worthy, then I can’t do anything only the captain can and he won’t do shit about it. He tells me it’s space law.
While he tells me that, she literally tries to defibrillate me oh lord oh god, and I resist, twice. He still tells me it’s ok according to space law.
The captain’s name was Big Boy Boris, don’t know about the super mad CMO though, apologies for that.
Neither were antags. I wouldn’t be surprised if they were meta-buddies at this point because that’s hella suspicious. I ahelped it and was told it was clearly way too crazy to not be grief and suggested I come here to whine like a salty baby nerd, so that’s what I’m doing.
At least get that guy off of captain position and give the rabid CMO some tranquilizer ahahahah
Really, I’d rather the captain be punished and removed from head positions than the CMO, when you’re super angry, you’re super angry and I get it, you wanna beat people, though you should not do it as the head of doctors.
If the guy legit was a non-antag captain and was actually serious, either he’s too damn thick to be captain, or he’s got a metabuddy and I found him out.
Have a good one and thanks for reading !