Former ex-Fulp veteran chef.

My official motto as a chef:

Others may give you fats, but I give you slaps. Try my new ecological
french fries today! Warning, they are not ecological.

My official motto as a botanist:

I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees. The trees say “fuck you” in Vietnamese.

My official motto as a chemist:

If NanoTrasen is free for everyone, my products shall be too. Ask, and you get! Be wary, though, that the responsibility lies on you.

When will you see me often?
Easy, there are two possibilities. One, you could see me in the kitchen, preparing food for you all. Maybe pizzas and fried stuff, maybe salads, or some soups. I LOVE variety.

In other cases, you may see me as a doctor, healing (or not-so-much healing) patients that require some patch up and other stuff. You may see me in chemistry too, but if you do, better get away from me!

Other times, I will be playing service roles. Janitor, Bartender… Probably curator, trying to give a use to the library.

IMPORTANT NOTE!
If you are a security officer, and you try to arrest me over a grudge or a pointless action I did while I’m in the kitchen, I will serve your clothes as fried food with some flavour of ketchup and salt! Seriously, don’t do it.