Be a maid clown
(unrobust I know)
get my pie cannon stolen by a mime named joker
get angry
chase him trying to get the pie cannon
he misses every single pie
decide to just throw chairs at him
dude gets to moderate bruising from the chairs before sec batons me
get away with a warning from sec
run to med where a doctor whispers to me “do you like the people who run this station?”
I say “no” thinking it was another of those haha shitec jokes
end up getting flashed and turned into a revolutionary
Ai finds out pretty quick that there’s a rev base in med so it bolts and electrifies medbay saying that anyone inside restricted areas will be considered a rev
fabricate a plan before sec gets there
break into the room where the techfab is and make circular saws
use said saws to break the window leading into chemistry and make simple potassium + water chemical bombs
say “I learnt this in clown school” because apparently funny banana juice + water = a small boom
breach out of med with the funny bomb
instantly regret it as security is already there waiting
head rev #1 got caught panic and run into the disposal chute right as sec was about to catch me
end up in Xeno maints and find… more revs in Xeno (yippie!) they already made a bunch of carps and other sentient mobs who were loyal to us
and at this point at end up becoming a slime person (the one that can link peoples mind)
link every revs mind just as hop tries to stop us poor guy stood no chance since we had a hulk
after we killed the hop sec got pretty angry and started sending officers in riot gear to get us
end up catching one by suprise and dragging him to maints before looting his corpse
(Picture a semi transparent purple clown in a maid suit with riot gear)
run into maints sunce we were getting overwhelmed in Xeno and just did Vietnam tactics on the seccies
long battle that ended with many casualties such as. The CMO, some random seccies that got pulped by a hulk, and some poor door that died to a clown in a maid outfit
long story short the revs lost and I gave in as sec escorted me away to get rid of any contraband
So yeah this one was a bit long but it was a super fun round none the less (keep in mind there was a space ninja doing all kinds of shit that I don’t know)
Tldr: clown maid that got bullied by a mime ends up getting dragged into the revolution and ends up getting geared up