I’ve been curious about how to get some of the achievements, but the descriptions for most of them are vague and otherwise unhelpful, and if you are barely code-literate like I am, trying to figure out how to achieve them through github can be a pain in the ass, so I am making this guide for some of those achievements and translating that code into something more digestible, now in a table format because it would be described as “swagger” (it is).
Do be aware that not all achievements are solo endeavors, many require the input of other people to actually pull them off, and others can very well cause unintended harm if you try to go for it specifically, so be mindful of everyone else!
If there are others that still don’t seem obvious or if you are able to correct me on details, please let me know! Happy Achievement Hunting!
Table Guide
Example Achievement
Achievable? (Is it easy/straightforward enough?):
Restrictions (humanoids are default for this):
Potential risks/consequences (some are antag specific so I won’t go into detail about their specific risks):
Confidence (in translation from code):
Description (how to achieve it, more or less):
| Name | Achievable? | Restrictions | Risks | Confidence | Description/Guide |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hot Damn! | I don’t know? | None | Depends on how you do it | Further reading of the code and practicing it has not given expected results, so very unsure | Slam a table with a slap command, sounds easy but it really isn’t, the easiest I can think of is becoming a hulk and slapping a table, also lawyers with attorney badges (or those with attorney badges, still unsure) can slam with a slap too, there is also a way to do it with cowboy boots, but I sure as hell don’t know |
| Soul’d Out | Not very likely | A Cult/Wizard antagonist (not you!) is required to get it | You will be stuck in a goddamn toolbox, with little if any chance of doing anything after | Uncertain | You will need to be captured in a soulstone, then, someone must somehow force your soul into a toolbox |
| Ascension | Yes, but difficult | A Traitor Chaplain is the only one who can buy the item needed | You get eaten by an evil toolbox god if you fail | Certain | Feed 25 people to “His Grace”, a traitor chaplain exclusive item, without him eating you |
| HA, GOTTEM | Yes, probably harder than it sounds though | None | You might piss off the person you do it to, better hope they don’t already want you dead! | Certain | Successfully Bop someone after having them look at you when you have a circled hand |
| Rule 8 | Yes | None | You will have sinned. | Pretty sure | Just keep smashing two plushies together, they will kiss, then get married, then [REDACTED] and produce a child plush |
| Long Shift | Don’t count on it, dude | You need a moderator/admin to be online at least | Anything you were working on will be instantly erased | Certain | Be in a round when a moderator/admin forces a shift to end early |
| Look out, sir! | Yes | None | You will explode and die | Certain | Die by being on top of a pellet grenade when it explodes |
| A Bowl-d New World | Not that likely | None | You die of OXY loss | Certain | Have someone give you swirlies until you die |
| One Lean, Mean, Cleaning Machine | Either very possible or very unlikely | A cleanbot, possibly a knife, and the captain and every head of staff other than QM | Possible killer machine running loose with no heads, and potential death or ID loss as a head or cap | Very Uncertain | Bear witness to a cleanbot that has all the leader IDs, how it gets to that point I am unsure, it could murder them through using an attached knife, or it could just be given |
| I was a Teenage Anarchist | Yes | None | Death | Somewhat sure | Get killed by a falling vending machine (Not a “sentient” one), best achieved by hitting one real hard (I know this because I got this achievement by getting flung into a vending machine) |
| The Best Driver | Yes | Only Traitor Clowns can summon (and only clowns can use) the required item | Someone could carbomb you | Certain | Get 100 Thanks from passengers while driving in a clown car |
| Round and Full | Considering Fulpstation’s standard of highpop, not likely | 30 other people, traitor clown to summon the item, any clown to pilot it | Carbombing | More or less certain | Have 30 other people with you in a clown car you are controlling |
| My Watchlist Status is not Important | Yes | None | You ping security and medical upon getting this, better hope you aren’t an antag while you do this | Certain | Simply kill crewmembers in Orion Trail until this procs |
| Disk, Please! | Highly unlikely | You need to be a Nukie, and you will need a rocket launcher | You might not even get the chance, and even if you do, you could very easily blow yourself up | Certain | As a Nukie, using a rocket launcher, hold someone with the disk at gunpoint (an actual mechanic, not figuratively) |
| Very Important Piscis | Uncertain about the details, but plausible | Nuclear operatives only, specifically with access to Cayenne (nukie carp) | No extra risks outside of maybe Cayenne dying | Details seem foggy, but I’m pretty sure | Have Cayenne grab the fukken disk, somehow (she is able to hold it, but how you go about doing that I don’t know), and retrieve it from her |
| Tram Surfer | Not likely considering most maps | There needs to at least be tram rails on the map, and you need something to grind on them | Injury or even death | Certain | Land a grind on a Tram rail |
| Clickbait | Yes | A traitor needs to use a tablet bomb and you need to be a recipient | Potential loss of PDA, ID, and injury, possibly even death | Certain | Respond to a spam message on a PDA [A DEAL SO GOOD IT WILL [forcefully remove] YOUR MIND!] |
| God’s Wrath | Yes | Two Bibles are needed | This will result in extreme misfortune upon you for the first half and GIBBING for the second half | Certain | Burn TWO bibles |
| A Nasty Fall | Bro I have never even seen the event that this is tied to, so unlikely | Have an earthquake event hit the station | Gibbing | Certain | Get swallowed up by a chasm during an earthquake event |
| Unhealthy Snacks | Plausible, but lengthy | It is a lot you need to eat, so make sure you either have proper preparations and space it out accordingly | Addiction, potential problems with overeating and overdose, also depends on what is IN the cigarettes | Certain | Eat five hundred cigarettes (unknown if cigars and candy cigarettes count) |
| You’re What You Eat | Likely | Space Dragon only | No extra ones that I am aware of | Pretty sure | Eat 30(?) fish (unknown if Space Carp counts) as a Space Dragon |
| Time Waster | Yeah right like that’s ever gonna happen | Somehow end up in the super secret room and also be able to last a very long time doing nothing | You will be there for a VERY long time | Certain | Speak to the strange tile in the super secret room a minimum of 5643 times, in a row, without leaving. It’s a dirty bubble challenge |
| Theoretical Limits | Good luck actually pulling this off | SM access, and the SM must be ACTUALLY delaminating (possibly even about to CASCADE) and you must either be foolish or really brave | All the risks that come with being next to a VERY pissed off supermatter engine | Not entirely sure about the details | Somehow stop the sm from delaminating (possibly during a cascade delamination) during the 30 second delamination timer |
| Helbitaljanken | Very unlikely, relies purely on luck and circumstance | None | Dusting, and curses | Certain | Successfully win a game of rock paper scissors with death if you are lucky enough to have the opportunity occur while having helbital in your system during crit |
| Frenching | Yes | None | Nothing extra outside of fighting Bubblegum | Certain | Smack Bubblegum with a tongue |
| Feat of Strength | Unlikely | Immovable rod event must occur, RD can do it with no extra work, others might need to work out a significant amount (do not take my word for it though) | You could get hit by the rod and die | Not too sure about some details but otherwise confident | Successfully suplex the immovable rod |
| Kill me | Possible but the details are foggy | None | You become a snail person, whether that is good or bad is up to you | Outside of how to get it to happen, confident | Get infected with the Gastrolisis disease, somehow |
| Centcomm Grades | Yes | None | None | Certain | Successfully finish a round with a certain amount of income from tourists: 1-2000 is Shitty, 2001-4999 is Acceptable, and 5000+ is Exemplary |
| In Flanders’ Fields | Plausible | Lots of people need to die, buddy | Best hope that whatever is causing this much death for you to witness doesn’t end up killing you | Almost certain | Get a 90% resistance to death moodlets by witnessing many humanoid deaths |