Polcadot’s lightly fried head

I love dullahan and all but man is it easy to get bullied. While I was getting healed in medbay (I asked a vampire for a favor in exchange for my blood) the captain and hop walked in, took my head and deep fried it as I was saying things like “please don’t, it’ll hurt a lot” “please captain I beg of you” thankfully him deep frying my head didn’t kill me but I was still a bit angry about it so I tried to press charges. Who do you think won? A clown or 2 heads in court?