The greatest roleplayer ever HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD OF ADMINIStration application

Byond Account: OliverJustin
Character Name(s): OliverJustin.
Discord Name: OliverJustin
Age: Adult
Timezone: HK time
Active hours: All day everyday but you cant talk to me OR get my attention like a true admin. I WILL no GOD damn pay attention to any of y ou SMUCKS
Are you interested in becoming a mod?: NO i fucking aint.
Why the fuck would I BE interested in being a moderator I WANNA BE the head of admistrators.
It’s about god damn time we revive this dead horse too many moderators too many admins that’s dead weight know what im sayin?
I’ve been sayin THIS SHIT for YEAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS
Now it’s time.
MY first course of action upon being promoted to the head of fulpstation cull,KILL,BEHEAD,Dismember 95% of the moderation and admin staff.
We don’t need 50 support on a 5 player pop server alright.
SECOND course OF action.
Unban every one. YOU heard me right.
WANNA know what made this game special?
Every single one of those odd bunch maybe except the everyday griefers.
Yeah you know sometimes it just gets boring and repetitive i mean you can bomb medical like once or twice a week but everyday that’s just fucking boring. Like add a little bit of flavour to every round don’t do the same grief in a day.
MY THIRD course of action.
Is to enslave every single coder we have these fuckers have too much freedom.
Seein them EVERYDAy goof around in the discord makes me SICK.
Back in my day this kid john willard was chained under a shack with little to no food and water alll he did all day everyday was spend 14 Hours coding. You know what im sayin like a chinese kid in the factory forced to do manual labor just to get himself a piece of bread. In my leadership all of these “coders” will LEARN how to do hard work in turn making the game better AND ATTRACTING people BACK to fulpstation.
Fourth ACTION.
NO more nonsense of this fulpfriday bullshit EVERYDAY IS A FULP day you have made my beloved server slowly ROT and decay from the inside and out absolutely disgusting.
YOU people disgust me.

Oh and maybe a subscribtion model for the shitters that wanna keep griefing everyday?
Maybe? so we can keep runing the servers?
Oh and maybe furries too maybe we can milk a couple of dollas outta them.
Maybe.. Money… Think of the money people…
NOW the most important ENACTMENT of my term.
Having felinids on again.
I think we need another Katheryn hayden or some kowasaki onya players know what im sayin to keep the game interesting.

How long have you played on Fulpstation?

I don’t have ss13 installed it’s like errrrrr 1000 hours
like 500 hours on being assistant i think.

Now what’s my qualifications you might ask?
I just loving playing the game.
I do shit for the love of the game. Unlike these braindead clowns THAT can’t RP.
This is my very first note i got when I played this game.

And this is my proudest achievement.

I have been banned as an antagonist for GOD knows how long now.
Yet I HAVE still found ways TO KILL multiple people.
BY roleplaying of course.

I AM the most COMPETENT roleplayer around here.

Spread the word my people SPREAD it wide.
THIS shit boutta be under new management know what im sayin.
Call all the shitters WELCOME them all in.

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this got accepted in under 10m and the fear of god has been put in me

+1

if this gets accepted i won’t have a job anymore

your banned kid