The idiots guide to the ripoff of halloween set in 2542 called syndicate operative

Booting… Booting up file: SynOveride.lua. File booted. Welcome nantransen emply- BZZZZZTTTT. Syndicate major, A[REDACTED] brewer. Accessing encrypted file, NUCLEAR TEAM OMEGA. Access level, 5. Access granted, Repeating Textfile records-1_CommandAccess.

Welcome agent to training, Today we’re going over the training of being a syndicate operative (Or a syndicate janitor if you fuck up) So buckle your gloves to our electric chair (WARNING: DO NOT PULL LEVER) and strap your gun to your back as we go over being a agent. END LOG. Accessing file records_1.alpha_CommandAccess, Repeating textfile

Ok so, Agent. You’ve been hired and sent to live in the nuclear ops bunker/mission prep and control. What do you need to know?

The team leader opens shuttle door, not you.

The team leader opens shuttle so if he doesnt he might have a good reason, Or just ahelp him. Also being team leader doesnt really give you any perks and you dont get listened to, All you gotta do is click a button and thats you done.

END LOG. Accessing file: records_2_CommandAccess_TeamObjectives.

So… Your objectives… KILL THE CAPTAIN OR WHO HAS THE DISK, GET THE BOMB OUTTA DA FUKKIN SHIP AND GET IT ON THE STATION AND ARM IT NOW EXFIL WITH THE DISK AND GIVE THE STATION A FUKKKKKK YOOOOUUUUUU-

Im sorry for the agent… Yes, You gotta get the NAD (Nuclear authentication disk) And get the nuke out of your ship and arm it on the station, not your ship you monkey. Heres the fun part about this, Kill anyone who tries to fuck you over You arent a joke like a traitor, You heve big toys todo your syndicate command agents bidding. Once you arm the nuke and it blows up you leave no witnesses, Amazing!!

SIR! WHAT IF I CANT FIND THE DISK BUT ITS ON THE CAPTAIN SINCE IT SAYS SO!

Agent, The motherfucker put that shit inside him. Do surgery dead (Or alive if your a sick fuck) and get the thing out, No biggy.

Now, If the captain doesnt have the disk the slimey bastard, Go find the head and slaughter his ass and get it or use surgery to get it outta him or her.

END LOG. Accessing file: records_3_CommandAccess_TeamsWeaponAccess: 4, SeniorAccess text file.

So, Agent. You dont just have traitor items, You have mechs, Better weapons and more goodies, The syndicate values its nukkie team other then the traitors.

You’ve got your stealth, Your loud, Your hybrid of stealth and loud, Name it you got it sport. Now go out there and kick some ass!

END NOTE: This was a fast guide, Not alot to talk about other then the objectives and weapons since nukkie team is straight forward, Shootnano employees, not your team.

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